Would die there (or not) Follow

London is a beautiful city filled with amazing, gorgeous people. In fact, everyone there is gorgeous, all models. They only let gorgeous people in. The only other way to get in is if you play a part, such as a politician or a homeless person. Other various, non-gorgeous people are: Musicians, public transport drivers, tourists and shop owners. And anyone from the East side (these are the ones who talk funny by the way). As a result of everyone being beautiful, everyone is arrogant so don't try to talk to anyone. You'll just embarass yourself.