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Photo via Splash Jack Black is reportedly trying to lose weight so that he can do more nude scenes in the movies. To which I say: screw that noise. You know what first attracted me to Jack Black? The fact that he was an imperfect star. The fact that he was cuddly and kind of soft in the middle and the fact that he looked like the guy who used to buy you your beer when you were a college freshman. I know that there was an uproar in The Holiday when Cameron Diaz lucked out with Jude Law but Kate Winslet "got stuck" with Jack, but quite honestly, I think Kate came out ahead in that trade off. I mean, Jude Law is very beautiful. But do I want to be in a relationship with a guy who might be more beautiful than I am? You have to know that Cameron's character was probably wondering just the same thing. And so what if Jack's Six pairs up with Kate, who is obviously a Ten? Guess who is going to think he's the luckiest guy in the world! I like Jack Black just the way he is. I mean, Seth Rogen wasn't afraid to show his bare fat ass in Knocked Up. Is Jack Black going to let Seth Rogen be the bigger man? Bah. Stay gold, Jackie boy, stay gold.